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Mark Zuckerberg And His Wife Photobomb Chinese Police Documentary

a little OT, but this clip shows how Jesse totally nailed the way Zuck moves/walks

(via annepunchmeintheface)

why are you?

I wish you didn’t exist.

I wish you weren’t real.

I wish you were just a figment of my imagination.

I wish your eyes weren’t this blue.

I wish your lips weren’t this red.

I wish I didn’t know the sound of your voice.

I wish I knew your scent.

I wish I knew your taste.

I wish I knew how to forget you.

so the Avengers have taken over my dash. no complaints. no regrets.

Tom Hiddleston is the very definition of irresistibility. Robert Downey Jr is sexy as all hell. Mark Ruffalo has gotten suspiciously attractive… Chris Hemsworth is very easy on the eyes.

apart form that, Andrew Garfield was on the cover of V Man Magazine and now his beautiful face is looking at me from everywhere.

and of course, Supernatural. I will forever be a diehard fan of my Winchester boys. apart from everything else, they are sooo unbelievably gorgeous that I’m amazed they even exist.

so, with all this undeniable male beauty in my life, how come I would still choose Jesse Eisenberg over each and every one of them?

what has happened to me?

I miss Jesse on my dash…

I gotta admit, I have pretty filthy thoughts right now

what are you thinking, Jesse? paying attention to anyone else when Andrew is right there.

my fave people

I need more Jesse on my dash, so I’m bringing him.